Friday, May 9, 2008

Poor Las Vegas...

Times are really tough out here for the casinos. For instance, in the month of March, they only won a paltry $1.04 billion from gamblers. This is a 1.5% decline when compared to March of 2007. I don't know how they can continue to operate with a take barely above $1 billion. I think everybody should do their part and wager a little extra on the penny slots next time they come. As a local I'm going to do my part and take all the money I would use to play poker and instead bet it all on the Bix Six wheel. If I win I'll feel bad and go over to the craps table, where I'll lay the whole thing on the hard six (which has something like a 10% house advantage) and if by some bizarre happenstance I win again, I'll keep doing it 'till I lose. I have to do my part...

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